Orange Soda

This is one of the stories of the weekly series, A Pure Sip of Random.

This story is about a person named Bronzilox and 3 chumps friends,

So Bronzilox is going around town and he sees this house that looks very nice, he was looking around and then he sees that the door is open, he tries not to go in but why the heck not he went in. So he went in and the inside of the house is also really nice, he was having so much fun, there's like a huge flatscreen TV, a huge fridge, and much more, he layed down on the couch and then he fell off because he felt like it, he jumped into the indoor pool body first and he went SMACK! Because that's how belly flops REALLY work, and then he accidentally fell on the roof because there's an indoor trampoline and he went sky high and broke the roof, he went REAL high up and he landed on the roof, he somehow found that fun. Then he felt like getting some soda. He was looking around the fridge and he saw THREE bottles of orange soda, he had the first one, and he spit out fire, "This one is too hot," he said, he tries the second one, and when he tries to drink if a block of orange ice shaped into a bottle fell on him, "This one is too cold," he said. Then he tried the last one, "this one is, just WRONG," he threw the bottle at the wall, now he knew he didn't want soda, he wanted food. But when he was gonna go get some food he noticed, that 3 people just came in the house,

Friend #1, I don't remember keeping the door open,

Friend #2 I didn't even know we had a door.

Fri3nd #3, I don't care, I'm hungry fo sum orANGE soDA.

Bronzilox was gonna run out, but he was not able to leave, because the three might see him, he hid somewhere, BUT, he farted, the three friends where alarmed and they cornered Bronzilox, BUT, he........ Punched the first one, smacked the second one in the face, and kicked the third one in the nuts and bolts. Bronzilox then, ran away from the house. And then the story ends.